baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

luckstergal:

bellisadinosaur:

This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME

AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

HELP I AM CRY

(Source: ryulongd)

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

(Source: zeldas)

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

Best of Rage Quit - The Impossible Game (x)

(Source: matafari)

(Source: arabela25)

neofriend:

this is my son with the dog i just got him

(Source: eyeofwonder)

head-over-heels-circus-freak:

The LOST tag is the funniest thing because it’s mostly full of hipsters

but then

(Source: lost-and-hufflepuff)

the glee fb posted some “who kissed who” chart i think im gonna die

(Source: roryamy)

rockbellls:

stormdicks

does anyone else imagine Rhaegar always punctuating everything he says with sound effects from his harp

“this wine is excellent” *enthusiastic glissando*

“I am disappointed in you” *two sad notes in a minor key*

“dad please don’t burn the country down” *series of soft yet angry plucked chords*

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou)

(Source: darren-criss)