beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

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if i had a tardis or another time travel device i would probably use it for very personal things like

• i could stay up all night and 5 minutes before my alarm goes off i would travel to another time and quiet place and sleep for hours but when i come back only 10 seconds would have past
• i could procrastinate to the last day before a test and just take off to another time or place for hours (or days) but again when i come back only 10 seconds would have past
• hell i would just go forth in time and learn what assignments has to be done for which day and do all the homework and so when the time comes i would just give them to my teacher right away
• WHAT IS PROCRASINATION?????
• and besides i won’t be really messing with time

laurenlikesthings:

i just heard somebody call real life “the outernet”

excuse me while i never say ‘real life’ again

dabidblaise:

Inception? More like Sassception.

thestarkinwinterfell:

marniesherwin:

i am not looking forward to game of thrones s3 that much

but i am looking forward to the trailers

idk if this makes any sense

[Fade to black.]

[SUDDENLY words in that silver font along the lines of ‘WAR IS HERE.’]

[An obscured montage of two second clips, one of which is recognizable as Robb and one of which is recognizable as Dany. IS THAT JEYNE?? IS IT? IS THAT ONE CATELYN? WHERE ARE THE WOMEN??]

[Fade to black.]

[SUDDENLY words in that silver font along the lines of ‘WE LEFT ENOUGH OF THIS TO YOUR IMAGINATION FOR YOU TO BELIEVE THAT WE WON’T FUCK UP EPICLY.’]

GAME OF THRONES.

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richwhitelesbian:

im hoping one of you will become successful later in life and remember all the good times we had here on tumbler dot com and give me a job

erectionsandtea:

「I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?」

#no one picks on Pepper

(Source: cloneboys)

clear-elphaba94:

The cinema knows what everybody really want to see

crzyblackidd:

a moment of silence for all the people whose faces are used as reaction pictures in text posts and they have no idea

(Source: yesimbeyonce)

nintendad:

anybody who says people don’t change hasn’t been on tumblr long enough to look at their archive

(Source: technopagan97)

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neyruto:

how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those