garretts-stupid-face:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

#‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHIELD IS GONE’

seawasps:

do you get it

seawasps:

do you get it

haha  

jal80:

vixleonard:

seabitch:

caterinasforzas:

The people love their king. 

Deadbeat Dad Jaime Lannister

The exact moment Jaime’s like, “Are we SURE he isn’t Robert’s?”

Heee! I am always here for Jaime being all,”Ugh, this kid. Wait…my kid. Fuck.”

"The library, all mahogany."

Effie Trinket

[“I brought that back, I threw it in there,” Said Elizabeth Banks of the line, which was unscripted. “I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that in the movie, because the fans will go bananas.’]

(via fuckyeahebanks)

knightscrest:

once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs

haha  
"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
the greatest thing i have ever read (via fraek)
haha  quotes  
"Thanks to the redundancy of language, yxx cxn xndxrstxnd whxt x xm wrxtxng xvxn xf x rxplxcx xll thx vxwxls wxth xn “x” (t gts lttl hrdr f y dn’t vn kn whr th vwls r)."
Steven Pinker (via inthenoosphere)
haha  

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

haha  eurovision  

if i had a tardis or another time travel device i would probably use it for very personal things like

  • i could stay up all night and 5 minutes before my alarm goes off i would travel to another time and quiet place and sleep for hours but when i come back only 10 seconds would have past
  • i could procrastinate to the last day before a test and just take off to another time or place for hours (or days) but again when i come back only 10 seconds would have past
  • hell i would just go forth in time and learn what assignments has to be done for which day and do all the homework and so when the time comes i would just give them to my teacher right away
  • WHAT IS PROCRASINATION?????
  • and besides i won’t be really messing with time
haha  me  

laurenlikesthings:

i just heard somebody call real life “the outernet”

excuse me while i never say ‘real life’ again

haha  omg  

dabidblaise:

Inception? More like Sassception.

Inception  haha  

thestarkinwinterfell:

marniesherwin:

i am not looking forward to game of thrones s3 that much

but i am looking forward to the trailers

idk if this makes any sense

[Fade to black.]

[SUDDENLY words in that silver font along the lines of ‘WAR IS HERE.’]

[An obscured montage of two second clips, one of which is recognizable as Robb and one of which is recognizable as Dany. IS THAT JEYNE?? IS IT? IS THAT ONE CATELYN? WHERE ARE THE WOMEN??]

[Fade to black.]

[SUDDENLY words in that silver font along the lines of ‘WE LEFT ENOUGH OF THIS TO YOUR IMAGINATION FOR YOU TO BELIEVE THAT WE WON’T FUCK UP EPICLY.’]

GAME OF THRONES.

haha