one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star
she made….this with it.
- tumblr: just give us two people and we'll ship them
- shows: but they're fictional
- tumblr: no problem
- movies: but we'll never be in anything else ever
- tumblr: don't fret we have gifs
- books: but they die
- tumblr: pfff we're used to that
- nature: but they're animals
- tumblr: it's fine
- science: but they're chemical elements
- tumblr: we don't discriminate you piece of shit
- countries: how do you even-
- tumblr: we find a way
*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist
(Source: acatwithonelife)
hello there
Ideal & Reality
The one is majestic Thranduil and the other is Randy Thrandy Party Queen had too much wine
i don’t know which I like better
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
Lee Pace, Evangeline Lilly, and Orlando Bloom react to fans’ reaction to Desolation of Smaug teaser (x)
(Source: rickonstark)
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
Best Vines of June 2013
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static))
(Source: shytide)
- Dory: hey I just met you
- Dory: and this is crazy
- Dory: hey I just met you
- Dory: and this is crazy
