one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
my sister downloaded this thing on her ipod that lets her autotune her voice to twinkle twinkle little star
she made….this with it.
*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
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