STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
wow what the actual fuck neopets
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
This took me a second and now I cannot stop laughing.
I fucking love literary humor, especially classics.
so grrm was inspired to write asoiaf in part by his pet turtles so my question is what the hell went on in that tank
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
he’s died for us more often after all.
HELP THIS PERSON JUST TEXTED ME AND THEY WON’T BELIEVE IM NOT JORGE OMG
I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.